It's high time your faves career got flushed down Beyonce's gold-plated toilet.
That Capital B means she 'bout that life

Another day, another cracker-ass puppet copying the TRUE Queen of Bottoms, the one and only Beyhovah Allah Hyphen Carter. While Flopney tried to stuff her hussy self with Cheetos and look like a slobby PIG in the process, Mrs. Beyonce effortlessly showed her up while sampling the food (which she had never seen before) on a support effort missionary trip into Britney’s home turf, a white trash trailer park. Beysus stays looking like an angel, even while eating the food of the peasantry, or what Shitney Shears’ diet primarily consists of. Unlike Misses McKee, also known as Dr. Lukes’ personal cum dump, however, Beyallah had to pay NO dust to radio for her album sales. Phlegm Fatale may sold almost 40,000 copies less in its first-week Billboard sales than 4, but you can bet that 75% of its sales came DIRECTLY from Britney’s failed abortions sons’ college funds. Nice try Medhead, but your time is UP and you’re about to have blood on your cheese-caked hands.

Anonymous asked: I love how you use ARTPOP as a tag so you will get more views on your posts...why can't you use one of Beyonce's album names? Because she isn't popular enough? Oops sorry

Obviously Queen Beysus is popular enough for you to come on our blog and spew your Little Bottomonster bullshit in our askbox. Go to the light and see the FALSE PROPHET you worship is the Antichrist and CHARTFLOP is destined to bring about the apocalypse of the world while only MRS. CARTER the TRUE prophet can save your wall-less ass.

Ctrl+C Perry just can’t seem to come up with a single idea. But instead of her usual target, Mr. Gaga, this time Kopycat has come for the powdered wig she WON’T get a yank on in the form of the true Killer Queen, Mrs. Knowles-Carter. While Beysus’ wig may have been spun by Himalayan spider-monkeys for 3 years for her 1-minute Mrs. Carter tour ad (a multi-million grossing tour the likes of which Katy McKee will NEVER see with her 12-year old Lisa Frank fanbase), Ms. Skerry’s DOLLAR TREE wig she powdered with Dr. Luke’s dried cum was a last-second idea as usual. Krusty didn’t think anyone would catch her, but the ENTIRE internet is out for her now, and she’ll have to answer for her BLATANT copying to the Queen of the Illuminati herself. Good luck heaux, you should’ve stayed by the gloryhole at the Capitol Records office where you belong INSTEAD of reaching for the scraps off Beyonce’s gold-plated dishes. Your fate is signed, sealed, and delivered on a diaper of PRINCESS Blue Ivy and you can expect it in the mail within 1-2 days.

Selena Gomez stand in and Pitbull’s personal blow up doll, George Lopez, copies Priestess Beyhovah GisAllahs ICONIC AND LEGENDARY VIDEO SHOOT, instead of planning a fresh “live” performance in which she busts an ass implant quicker than Nicki Minaj. Copying Godyonce and licking up Pitbull’s cum off his shiny head will not help you sell records (something she hasn’t done since the death of Queen Selena) or boost your ratings. Her still being around and called a “performer” is hard to understand, seeing as she’s been dropped from her last two record labels and hasn’t had a hit alberm in over 39 seasons of American Idol. Maybe instead of copying SLAYONCES outfit Mr. Lopez should try to copy Misses Carter’s FOUR #1 albums, 17 GRAMMYS, and countless chart hits. To quote Mariah Carey, “I don’t know her” and neither do the billboard charts.

Selena Gomez stand in and Pitbull’s personal blow up doll, George Lopez, copies Priestess Beyhovah GisAllahs ICONIC AND LEGENDARY VIDEO SHOOT, instead of planning a fresh “live” performance in which she busts an ass implant quicker than Nicki Minaj. Copying Godyonce and licking up Pitbull’s cum off his shiny head will not help you sell records (something she hasn’t done since the death of Queen Selena) or boost your ratings. Her still being around and called a “performer” is hard to understand, seeing as she’s been dropped from her last two record labels and hasn’t had a hit alberm in over 39 seasons of American Idol. Maybe instead of copying SLAYONCES outfit Mr. Lopez should try to copy Misses Carter’s FOUR #1 albums, 17 GRAMMYS, and countless chart hits. To quote Mariah Carey, “I don’t know her” and neither do the billboard charts.

QUEEN CREOLE GODDESS OF EVERYTHING LIVING AND BREATHING, BEYSUS GisAllah Knowles Hyphen Carter, gets copied by coke queen, Lana Del Overreyted, best known for her failed attempt at putting the masses to sleep on Saturday Night Live and sucking the cum out of 58-year old record executive dick. I guess she took a break from milking her daddies to stick a fake diamond in her fish lips for a photoshoot her dad paid for. I guess copying HIGH PRIESTESS BEYHOVAH JIRAH is what you do once the bitter taste of jealousy dissipates from your overly injected silicone filled lips all because drag queen and ex sumo wrestler LADY GAGA became more successful at milking the gays of their AIDS-filled semen than you. Rather than copying a “FLOP”, quoted by Marina Del Ray Jepsen fans, and being so salty about others being more successful than you and each and every one of your singles released, you should be perfecting your dying-cat meets Nicholas Minotawoman cacklings into your studio mic. BLUE IVYSUS, THE SECOND COMING, THE TRUE ROYAL BABY, THE CHOSEN ONE, came out of the womb giving better vocals than this privileged FLOPESS dope-smoking heaux.